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Ah it's Christmas time again, and it wouldn't be Christmas without a story about Santa. Enjoy.
Ode to Santa and the Economy by Gonzo 2010
There goes Santa, running for his sleigh;
He’s gotta run fast to get away.
You see, the economy has struck the North Pole as well;
The elves are on strike, and his wife is giving him hell.
Now when Santa makes his appearance at the department stores;
It’s not just for all those little kids anymore.
He’s not going to make a whole lot of stops;
‘Cause look out Santa… here comes the cops.
So off he goes, in the middle of the night;
To find those gifts, and get out of sight.
There’s Santa, flying far into the night;
Carrying all those gifts, on his yearly flight.
With all the alarms blaring and the police giving chase;
Santa will be long gone, without leaving a trace.
He has to be quick to have it done by Christmas Eve;
So many gifts and so many places to be…
The presents will all be wrapped, and the tags will be off;
That’s because Old Santa is very careful, not to get caught.
So look for your present on Christmas day;
(Just keep hush-hush if it’s from Santa, OK.)
Now, I don’t know if Old Saint Nick will stop at your house, or not;
But if he does … … … … … THOSE GIFTS ARE HOT ! !
PEACE ON EARTH, GOOD WILL TO ALL
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! ! !
Ms. Brown had some problems with her back. Had some allergies and had trouble seeing at night. Surprisingly this all got fixed when she took her car into the repair shop!
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Bill's 9 year old son Tommy was sitting in his lap, in the drivers seat of his 2012 F-150. They didn't know it at the time but Tommy did something that saved his Father lots of money!
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