Friday, December 30, 2011

It came out from under the Dash!


Years ago when I was very young my father who was not a mechanic but a fairly good handy man, as he built his own club basement had fixed a problem on his old American Motors Rambler, that allowed him to drive the car, until it could be properly repaired. How did he know what to do?

The problem was the ignition switch which on those cars was prone to going bad. When it went bad it would keep the starter motor engaged and as you know it, if left running while the engine was running, it would burn up the starter motor in short order.

I can remember my father reaching underneath the dash, and low and behold, not even looking he pulled out this green wire which apparently came off the ignition switch. I was amazed "It came out from under the Dash" It must have not been on tight and it was a spade type of termination, because if just came off without any tools!

It was the starter solenoid feed wire. That wire was connected to the part of the ignition switch that apparently shorted out and was constantly applying 12 volts to the starter solenoid. The starter stopped spinning and he had found a way to temporary control the starter by placing a jumper wire between the wire he removed and the terminal it came off, from the back of the starter switch, until he had the switch replaced. At least he could drive it then.

Was it just plain dumb luck that he happened to pull the right wire off the starter switch? I never asked him. I guess back then I just didn't have the interest in how things got fixed. But to me it was like a magic trick. That's probably why I remember the story today!

Stump Pat: Episode 5

The Fifth attempt to stump Pat Goss with a question he can't answer!

How back pressure works

He is back. After over a year Dave Rock has a channel back. In this presentation he shows you how and why back pressure on an engine makes it run.

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Ode to Santa and the Economy

Ode to Santa and the Economy Gonzo 2011There goes Santa, running for his sleigh; He’s gotta run fast, to get away.You see, the economy has struck the North Pole as well; The elves are on strike, and his wife is givin' em' hell.These days when Santa appears at the local department store; It’s not just for fun or photos, but for gifts he needs to score.He'll check the store layout and make a quick dash;Why even Santa max'd out his credit card and is low on cash.So off he goes, into the night; To find those gifts, and get out of sight.Now, he’s not going to make a whole lot of stops;‘Cause look out Santa… here comes the cops.Santa leaps to his sleigh and flys far into the night; Carrying all those gifts, on his yearly flight.Way into the morning, the police search high and low;Only to find a few tracks left in the snow.You'll hear all the alarms blaring, late into the night;But old Saint Nick will be long gone, and clean out of sight. Santa has to be quick, to have it done by Christmas Eve;So many gifts, and so many places to be…The presents will be wrapped, and the tags will be off;Cause old Santa is very careful, not to get caught.So check your presents, early on Christmas day;(Keep it hush-hush if they're from Santa, OK...?) Now, I don’t know if Old Saint Nick, stopped at your house or not; But I thought you should know … … … … … THOSE GIFTS ARE HOT ! !Happy Holidays to All

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Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Hey Look, I Found The Loose Nut

Looking for a great Christmas gift for that hard to find person? Pick up a copy of my best selling book "Hey Look, I Found the Loose Nut" it's a hysterical look at what goes on at a repair shop from the mechanics point of view. Very short stories, (only a page or two) never boring and quite funny. Great gift idea even for the non-reader of books or novels. Available at Amazon.com or autographed copies at www.gonzostoolbox.com (use your paypal account) Hope everyone has a great holiday this year and an even better new year. http://www.amazon.com/Hey-Look-Found-Loose-Nut/dp/0881444308/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1323301862&sr=1-1

Friday, December 02, 2011

Stump Pat: Episode 1

The first of the series to see if Pat Goss can be stumped! Listen below